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Looking for a girl who likes to put things inside herslef m4w Im looking for someone who likes to put things in their pussy. I enjoy fingering, toys, certain foods, bottles, anything I can slide in and make you cum. It would be awesome if my dick could have a turn too. I am just looking for somthing interesting, fun and a bit nauty. Im 420 friendly, kinda kinky, but am fairly normal in life.

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A like minded gf? :) I'm tired of finding woman that can't even stand the thought of a gun. Or ones that think having the idea of being prepared for bad things is rediculous. I find it to be extremely interesting to think about "what if" situations. And from doing this it really got me thinking on how screwed I would be in most situations lol. I'm not looking for a "Heather Gummer".... From Tremors lol. If you ever saw the movie Heather and Burt were the crazy gun nuts with the insane stock pile of survival gear, THOUGH if you have an arsenal like that I'd love to play with all of them haha. IF you were somehow denied a childhood and never watched Tremors omg omg omg you must watch lol. IT HAS KEVIN BACON IN IT!.... I figured Kevin Bacon gets women into any movie right? Also the guy that played the dad in "Sweet Home Alabama" lol
OK so about me. I'm 24 years old. NOT crazy though this ad may point to me being....But I'm not I promise. I'm awesome. I'm laid back. I think talking about random shit is fun as fuck. And I've only currently got one friend that will play the what if game with me and his solutions are very impractical in my mind lol. I live in the East Gresham area. I have a very shitty end of the world as we know it plan, though I'm working on making it better. I realized that if shit does go bad I can't really rely on being able to drive to where I need to go lol. I love good movies, chillin at home, roaming around portland, I enjoy alcoholic beverages. Love my family. Love music. Enjoy shooting. And probably tons of other stuff. I doubt I'll get anyone replying to this as it's probably very odd to most people but hopefully I'll find someone awesome :)
Put whether or not you've ever seen Tremors in the subject so I know your real. Your pic gets mine. Also if you do have a get outta town plan what is it?

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I am tall, fit, clean and will gladly return the favor (read: that does not mean I am generous)
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Finish my dry spell m4w I am a sex starved individual looking for a lady in the same situation. Looks are not that important as long as you put out. Change subject line to "starved."
If you send cell#, is better. I will send my cell# on first reply anyways. If you cant at least text, then we wont be able to meet. Woman only please. Ftm are ok tho.

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